The general public have no idea how cheap our cars really are - well relatively speaking. I went and picked up my girlfriend who thought I must have either won lotto and hired a super car. Why not? Because it was already the best car in the world as far as I was concerned and utterly perfect in every way. The deal was done and I didn't even modify it. So I continued my work as an erotic dancer to save the money not really but I was doing live sound at a dubious venue Black and manual, the only suitable combination for a metal head.
Anyway, a friend told me about this car called an S I'd never heard of it but then I saw a photo of one and decided that I must have one. I spent a few months rolling in my mums VL Commodore which did not pull any chicks at all even though a guy on Church Street Parramatta said thats the only reason he drove one. Either that or they themselves had previously owned a Camira and knew that being the worst car ever built, that it should be punished. Taking a stereo is one thing.īut smashing the windows and destroying my business cards… Why? Possibly the pain of trying to save up for that final star of their Southern Cross tattoo was all too much and led to their Camira destroying rage. It turned out that after leaving my three-wheeler Camira on a back street of Windsor someone had broken into it, stolen the stereo, smashed the windows and then got my new business cars and flung them across the road into the wind. I left my car on the side of the road and two hours later got a phone call from a random old fella. Or that the reason the Honda Civic you just bought smells like genitals is because its full of hair and bodily fluids. Somehow, and I'm still not sure how, my Camiras rear right wheel had completely sheared itself off at the hub. When I crashed into the ditch it was about as controlled as it could be for a car with no brakes and only three wheels. Now you'd be forgiven for thinking I'm talking about feeling up a passenger, but no this was a floaty feeling in the back end of my Holden Camira.
I was driving along the back roads of Windsor when I first felt it.
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